• Smoke It If You Got It Shorts
  • Smoke It If You Got It Shorts
  • Smoke It If You Got It Shorts

Smoke It If You Got It Shorts

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Have a fat hookah rip with the caterpillar in pants and chase down the pink rabbit who's very fast but somehow also always late to everything down into a hole where there's a rave or something happening with some forest creatures and a guy in a hat trying to sell you some loose leaf tea, not even in a bag or anything, just handfuls of leaves, and you're like "no dude, get your stinky leaves out of my face I just took a huge puff on some worm's pipe and I don't even know what it was but I've been coughing up glitter ever since and I'm pretty sure none of this is real." Next thing you know you're chained to a giant mushroom with mice poking you with pitchforks and tiny horses biting your ankles and all you can think about it is where that rabbit was going cuz he's gonna be laaate as hell. Then you wake up, it was all a dream, someone knocks on your door, they have a pink rabbit tattoo, you're Neo, you're in the Matrix.

 

  • Relaxed fit
  • Sweat shorts, 2 side pockets, single pocket at back
  • Mid weight, 9.4 oz
  • 80% cotton 20% recycled polyester CVC fleece
  • Self-fabric elasticated waistband, tonal internal drawcord, double needle hems
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